Saturday, 19 December 2015

bah hum good

okay lots to talk about this time guys. I'm going to start with my main point Christmas although amazing and fun as been difficult this year. due to global warming the weather has been abnormally high, many Christmas films have been over show and local events have been canceled or have had cut backs due to the government reducing council funds.

In short this Christmas is a shaping up to be a bit of a flop. I don't know if it because have gotten older or because of the over commercialization of it all but Christmas is simply not as magical as i remember.

Now don't take this the wrong way i am not a scrooge but in sum ways i seen not being overly excited as a good thing. Christmas can be a difficult time for many people you normal get your self hipped up and after the holiday experience your self going down. Not getting overly involved in Christmas helps you to plato and keep your self in a good place.

Some people may not want to go though Christmas as they aren't close with there family's or have bad past experiences.

I suppose what i'm trying to say is if you now some ones whos not to much in to the Christmas cheer don't push them they will have there reasons.

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Halloween things to boo!

first of all a moment of silents for my dignity which i have lost due to that title....


so all hallows eve us all most upon us the time for spooks, witches, ghosts and that adorable kid from number 32 in his little jack-o-lantern costume ( i know you don't know him but he is the cutest thing ever so he had to be mentioned). so here are some tips to make your Halloween amazing.

1) watch the gravity falls summerween episode. If you don't already know i am obsessed this this show, and i'm pretty sure i am just an older version of Mable.
(shes my spirit animal i swear)
so the show is set in a small town during the 6 week holidays (summer vacation) but town has its own midsummer Halloween holiday (way to squeeze a special in Disney) and basically stuff gets real. its funny, cute and not to scary so its perfect for the squeamish type.

2) pumpkin carving. yeah i know duh but you can really do something different this year for instance there is the teal pumpkin campaign that started this year to help children with allergies have a happy Halloween. (learn more about that at http://www.foodallergy.org/teal-pumpkin-project/FAQ


3) go it a Halloween fright fest
last year i when to one at the castle in Warwickshire and let me tell you i have never been more excited and scared at the same time. basically it consist of being locked in the castle after hearing a ghost story and the... well you will have to find out for your self. i really suggest finding one in your local area but remember don't go alone.
4) try your hand at some Halloween baking. here is some ideas form one of my favorite youtubers you should try.

5) tell ghost stories
there is nothing more fun than spooking your friends out,so why not give it a try. personal i love ghost stories and because i have read so many i know how to make them pretty easily but if you struggle with actually coming up with your own i recommend buying an anthology of them. on of my favorites that is not to scary so they can read them to younger children eg (10-13) is the tales from the dead of night book i got from water stones in late September. its got a lovely cover and has a lot of tales from famous authors 
well that's all i hope your Halloween is magical but remember "all magic comes with a price dearie"
(please get that reference so we can be best friends)

-elf girl
( image  sources  
Mable source:
pumpkin;
castle :


Monday, 3 August 2015

90's kid : toys part one

i was born in the late 90's and like any other 90's child i never shut up about it. so this one is for every other sad teenager/ adult that needs a little 90's love.

skip it: image source

pros: with this thing i had hours of fun. for those of you who don't know what you had to do with this you basically attached it to one foot and you would rotate you leg in small circles to make the bar spin then you would have to jump over it. it was fun and tricked you in to exercising, so real it was good all round. you could even have competitions with your friends to see who could keep going the longest, that is if you could actual pry your friend away from there tamagaotchi. i was lucky enough to get a light up skip it when i was a kid. which basically ment now i could keep my family up all night by jumping loudly on the landing.

cons: this was essentially pole with a heavy plastic ball attached so if you where an uncoordinated child like me you will share my pain of having your ankles shattered every time you missed. i used to be a adventure like you until i took a skip it to the ankle. no but seriously i have both mental and physical scars from that thing. it was still bloody brilliant though and this was the 90's so safety did not matter as much.

furbys; image source
pros; the furbys have resnly made a come back so these don't need a lot of explaining (yay less typing for me). they where the it thing when i was little mainly because the where programmed to use more words as time went one with made all the children think they were actually teaching it to talk.

cons: these things where just pure evil when they ran out of battery i still remember mine being on the shelf and its deep static voices slowly saying h-h-heloooooooooo. ;'( #childhood nightmares. also there advert was so annoying that little girl with the high pitch voice just shouting "hey furby!"and i not the only one who thought they were evil they were actually band from the white house because it seemed like they listened and learned words this worried the government as they thought conversations in the white house maybe record. who new furby was a double agent!!! the names fruby, hey fruby.



this thing : image source 
pros; i have no idea what this is called or what it was actually for but i enjoyed its existence. i used to call it a wogal but i have no clue what its actual called if you know people for the love of god tell me because its really bugging me.
cons: none really its just a thing...


moons shoes: image source 
pros; HERE THEY ARE THE BEST TOY IN THE WORLD MOONS SHOES!!!!!! YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRAMPOLINES. because normal trampolines are to main stream. i was actually denied these because we owned a trampoline. (i know i was so hard done by). but every time i went to my cousins house i would just run past her and strait up to these babies!!

cons: none there god damn MOON SHOES!!!!!

There are so many more great 90's toys like, Betty spaghetti, Polly pocket, those robot dogs, barbies that actually looked vaguely like humans, tamogochis, pixel chicks, bang on the door inline skates,those children's tape recording things with face on ( i hoping you know what i mean there) , the wired water hoop game, the PlayStation 1 and ect. may be i do a second part to this one day but right now ,because i am feeling nostalgic, i just want to kick back and watch cow and chicken.

see ya next time :).

Monday, 13 April 2015

Disney things to do from pintrested


Okay let's start with a shame less promotion ; please follow me on pintrested @asylum3scapee. Any way now that's out of the way lets get started :                                                               1) the Andy boot: I have seen this all over the Disney side of pintrested and I have actually done one my self all you need is a marker pen ,some cowboy boots and pixie dust!!!   
2) go to a water park and be this girl (btw if any one knows what water park this is please tell me I need to go 
3)make you own up adventure book (I'm still trying to get the materials for this one)
4)do this to ever rose u buy /get. 
5)make every door nob in your house look loke this 
Well I'm out I have had way to much blogger today if any one needs me I will be handing out with p.sherman at wallaby way , Sydney xxx

Sunday, 12 April 2015

Dr who part 2

TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY!!! TWO god what was in my coffee anyway here are some pics from Dr who with quotes for my darling readers you are my senpai's xxx!!!
(after reading the sign) "well that's my Saturday gone " - ginger snaps 

                                                             " brum's aged well"-me
(sarcastically) "do you think they are dying?" -me


                 "do you want to pretend to be his family and cry about him being in a coma?"

dr who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(warning extreme fangirling a head)


okay i kind if dead panned again on post ideas its not my fault i had eases to do.okay? ... okay

Right! before this goes too fault in our stars let me cut to the chase as many of you now its Easter. A time of chocolate ,Crucifixion ,Donnie darko esc bunnies scaring he hell out of me and dr who.

i know what you are thinking "but ohmrghod dr hoo has not even started yet wats wrong with u!! fake fan" if you are thinking this shut yo face i'm not finished!.

this Easter holiday i ,accompanied by one of my favorite people in the universe (no its not martin freeman :/ ), went to the Dr who experience in Cardiff.

me and ginger snaps (i think i have mentioned her a couple 10000 times ) drove down together. It was a 2 and a half hour trip of rock albums/ Disney sound track cds and air guitars.

when we final arrived i was freaking out. i would just like to note i went when matt smith was the Dr (i miss matt :'( it was like losing a brother when he left). since then they had complete change the interactive part at the start.

Im not gonna spoil it for you but it was amazing. even with me ,ginger snaps and some other girls sassing the tour Gide ( we were channeling 9).

the whole experience was radical ( yep i know i hate me to) we took so many pictures and cleared out the gift shop.

after what i am now calling the day of the Dr :)  we drove down to barry to go to the cafe Gavin and Stacy was filmed at and took some more pics for our challenge ( which is to take picture in 100 different kids rides )

we even entered a small child's drawing competition in Starbucks
Yep that is a friends quote and yes it id make it to the wall :') i have never been more proud!!!

It was a great day and i got some great pics with i might actually up load :) .

so yeah that's that time lord out ! peace !!!

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